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No regrets.

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Baby tapir Parima enjoys some leaves during its first outing at its open air enclosure of the Hagenbeck zoo in Hamburg, northern Germany.  Picture: DANIEL REINHARDT/AFP/GettyImages

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True Dat!

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Musfirah resists enemies with a frightening boomerang that also grants a miraculous danger sense, however never when angry. Additionally, she can change shape into a fox, but doing so makes her woefully unskilled at gathering information for one minute. Musfirah possesses the power to block kinetic shockwaves and deflect them toward a distant area and she is able to transform ice into mental energy. Additionally, she wades into combat wielding a destructive array of talons that can force opponents to cower in fear and she has been known to levitate faster than the speed of thought using a mind-blowing limousine, but she must speak words of power to do so. Musfirah developed the talent to deflect fireballs. Shamefully, Musfirah is well-known for being kind of an asshole.

Musfirah is well-known for being kind of an asshole.

well-known for being kind of an asshole.

an asshole.

Markus combats enemies using a wicked knife that can force foes to cower in fear. Additionally, he has the power to transform any ninja into gold, however this power only lasts one day at a time. Markus developed the talent to block kinetic shockwaves and deflect them toward a single rival and he has been known to transform his body into kevlar. He also has a terrific resilience and he has mastered the ability to make whales appear from nowhere. Markus possesses the power to absorb the damage from cold and redirect it in a field around himself. Terribly, Markus endures the burden of being homeless.

TO MAKE WHALES APPEAR FROM NOWHERE

Georgia has a marvelous constitution. Also, she carries an accurate quarterstaff made from titanium and she has been known to transform air into fire. Georgia has the power to absorb the damage from high pressure and use it to increase her combat sense and she battles antagonists using a terrifying cluster of spikes that also grants an incredible strength. Additionally, she rides a staggering jetpack into battle, however only while in pain. Unfortunately, Georgia becomes deaf in the presence of wood.

omfg

Random Superhero Generator!

Chloë can transform wood into fluid. She likewise is able to absorb the damage from light and redirect it against multiple rivals and she has an unimaginable danger sense. Chloë possesses the power to tunnel through solid air and she lords over a arrangement of weapons. Also, she has learned to make whales appear from nowhere and she developed the talent to create diamond out of thin air, but this power only lasts one minute at a time. Chloë possesses an astounding vision and she has mastered the ability to make duplicates of herself, however she must speak words of power to do so. Additionally, she has been known to force spiders into a deep sleep and she is protected from damage by physical matter armor, but only against glass. Chloë has the power to steal the appearance of her assailants and use it against them and she can deflect heat beams, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. She is able to leap to a microscopic world, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Chloë has a reputation for a mind-blowing charisma. Sadly, Chloë is well-known for being blind.

Ammara Khan has learned to transform her body into glass. She also developed the talent to erase the memories of others, however only while concentrating. Ammara Khan has the ability to slide through the vacuum of space using an astonishing limousine, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Also, she is able to rocket to far-off stars and she has been known to communicate with aliens with gestures. Ammara Khan boasts all of the powers and talents of a penguin and she can sculpt and mold all fluid with a thought. Terribly, Ammara Khan suffers from being clumsy.

I approve of all this. Especially having clumsy as a weakness. Because it’s true.

Charlotte can tunnel through solid cloth. She likewise has learned to create kevlar out of thin air, however doing so makes her insane for one minute. Charlotte possesses the power to cause her enemies to become sticky and she is able to make hats appear from nowhere. Also, she is able to leap to far-off galaxies using an impressive plane and she lords over a group of earthworms. Charlotte developed the talent to make duplicates of herself. Shamefully, Charlotte becomes out of control during combat in the presence of plastic.

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Truth.

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handbuiltbyrob0ts:

It’s the 16th of May

wtf

where is May going

it was february like yesterday

And I have an exam in 10 days… SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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